Yeah, look
If I woulda rap about the crap that's out, that's the route
You probably want me to take cause you're just dying to know what I think
Hear my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your pants
Cause I'm White and he's White, so he's like my competition I mean, right
Nope, Paul Wall is dope, and so is Bubba, so b-b-b-b-b-b
But I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents, do donuts
Sometimes I play possum, like I'm asleep, it's awesome
I'm like a sleepin giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey
And sink my teeth in em and fill em, full of poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill em
And let em know that I just don't feel em
And smack 'em with the backwards E on the Eminem emblem
I was taught if you gonna murder somebody you should face 'em
Tell 'em why, look 'em dead in the eye, then waste 'em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
Then swallow the shell, all the hollow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls
For this rap game and it g-g-goes
One-two-three, chk-chk one-two-three
Chk-chk one-two-three, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
"Shady, I know you're in there somewhere, come here
Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair
Why don't you cut your hair? Dye it back, come on, try it"
Ahh, no! I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you" But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for each other, think about your mother"
Yeah, so what of her?
"You think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes" Fuck you mothafucka!
I had you beat! "No, I was playin possum, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your soul's mine
I'm takin it back" You fuckin bitch, why?!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster?"
"Shady, listen (Shady!) You hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back "Yes, you do" No I don't
"Yes, you do, you're gonna regret it later" No I won't
"I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the Doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now"
(Slim) You're lying! (Yo, Slim) How, why now?
What up Dre? (Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to you
I don't know, it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer)
But Dre, all Shady is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
(Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back and let me know what's up) Fuck this mirror!
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
Fuck you, die you son of a bitch "Put the gun down"
Bye-bye! Okay, I'm still alive "So am I too!
You can't kill a spirit even if you tried to
Ha ha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you prayed to God
You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right? Ooh
Look at this house, look at these cars, they're so nice, woo!
Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price too?
That you just now seeing the downside too
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without NyQuil
Become a Valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle, Marshall"
What?! "No one's gonna love you like I do"
If I woulda rap about the crap that's out, that's the route
You probably want me to take cause you're just dying to know what I think
Hear my take on some other rappers
If I was to say somethin about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your pants
Cause I'm White and he's White, so he's like my competition I mean, right
Nope, Paul Wall is dope, and so is Bubba, so b-b-b-b-b-b
But I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents, do donuts
Sometimes I play possum, like I'm asleep, it's awesome
I'm like a sleepin giant and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey
And sink my teeth in em and fill em, full of poison
And make a noise like a snake before I kill em
And let em know that I just don't feel em
And smack 'em with the backwards E on the Eminem emblem
I was taught if you gonna murder somebody you should face 'em
Tell 'em why, look 'em dead in the eye, then waste 'em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
Then swallow the shell, all the hollow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell their souls
For this rap game and it g-g-goes
One-two-three, chk-chk one-two-three
Chk-chk one-two-three, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"
My darling, I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
I don't ever want you to leave me, my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if I cannot have you no one can, you're my darling
Cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body
"Shady, I know you're in there somewhere, come here
Talk to me, sit, here, pull up a chair
Why don't you cut your hair? Dye it back, come on, try it"
Ahh, no! I told you leave me the fuck alone, will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you" But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for each other, think about your mother"
Yeah, so what of her?
"You think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes" Fuck you mothafucka!
I had you beat! "No, I was playin possum, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your soul's mine
I'm takin it back" You fuckin bitch, why?!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster?"
"Shady, listen (Shady!) You hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back "Yes, you do" No I don't
"Yes, you do, you're gonna regret it later" No I won't
"I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the Doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now"
(Slim) You're lying! (Yo, Slim) How, why now?
What up Dre? (Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to you
I don't know, it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became a lot softer)
But Dre, all Shady is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
(Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back and let me know what's up) Fuck this mirror!
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
Fuck you, die you son of a bitch "Put the gun down"
Bye-bye! Okay, I'm still alive "So am I too!
You can't kill a spirit even if you tried to
Ha ha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you prayed to God
You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right? Ooh
Look at this house, look at these cars, they're so nice, woo!
Oh, but you didn't know fame has a price too?
That you just now seeing the downside too
Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without NyQuil
Become a Valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle, Marshall"
What?! "No one's gonna love you like I do"
