Way down yonder on the bayou
There lives a little girl-o
Her skin so pale, six feet high
Skinny as a rail and just one eye
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
Her daddy, gone to Heaven
Her mama won't like you
Her brother, he's crazy
He just might bite you
Her sister, she's pretty
But she just won't do
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
And she's the one-eyed Fiona
She...